Backyard Detox

oh and today i wore a see-through lace leotard to school with no bra BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH BRAS and everything was fine and the earth didn’t stop turning and i was comfy and it even had crotch snaps so i didn’t have to strip-ass naked every time i wanted to take a piss like i did on Saturday night. Anyway, it was nice. and i kept running into cute foreign boys EVERYWHERE on campus, so that was nice too. not so nice was the fact i found out all my UC apps are fucked up and the odds of me continuing college/being accepted anywhere except my mother’s basement is like .0000001

but on the bright side all that new found free time will give me time to become some kind of underground american sex symbol or something. might be the career-path change i was looking for all along.

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